It took Ezine Articles a week to approve my first submission, one day to approve my second. Imagine my surprise when the approval e-mail informed me that I had been elevated to the status of expert author. After two articles? I thought it was supposed to take at least ten!

OMG, they like me, they like me! (Sob, sob) I am so honored to receive such an honorably honorable honor. I'd like to thank Ezines, the academy, Kyle, Carson, Travis, the three dozen people who've viewed my articles--oh, and god. As much as I like to thank all the little people who made it all possible, I haven't made any a sale yet. Anyway, thank you and goodnight!