The Age Old Question: "What Do You Do?"

Last Update: May 14, 2012

For many of you full timers in the Internet biz out there, you have likely been presented with the following question on many occasions, in fact probably every social you have ever attended.

"What Do You Do?"

My personal response to this has evolved over the years. I actual despise this question every time I get it as I feel under prepared. I don't talk about business a lot with people other than the members here at WA, Carson and our employees but I find it very difficult to "dumb" down what we do for simplicity sake.

My first response to this question has evolved over the years...

It used to be "Internet Marketing Company". Since it has morphed into Internet Company...Software Company...and now I typically say Tech Company.

Yes broad and yes it has evolved drastically, but we as a business have involved drastically. The tough part is when the next question is asked:

"What is that?"

Oh man...here we go. This is probably the toughest question that anyone could ask an Internet business owner. Not only is it difficult to explain to someone that is green to the business, it is even more difficult to explain to someone that is green to the business and may not really care what your response is (that is, follow up with questions that would help them understand it).

Top this with my inability to pull myself out of a system that I am totally immersed in...one in which I spend hours every day talking about with Carson in finite detail, one I spend most of my waking hours working on or within, and one that I spend almost my entire day thinking about.

How the heck do I take all of this underlying involvement and explain this in a short sentence.

I can't.

My answer differs every time. This is partly due to me trying to cater a different response to a different crowd and partly due to the fact that the business that I feel we own has evolved so drastically over the years and what I think we are now may differ from what I thought we were a month ago and where we may be a couple of months from now.

But that is not good enough. I think I have to do a better job but I am just not sure how. How would you explain Jaaxy, Street Articles and Wealthy Affiliate in one sentence and warrant it enough credit?

The same goes for any business. If you are an affiliate but own 2-3 different sites, how do you explain this? This again puts you back into a position of saying you are an affiliate marketer or an internet marketer and this is followed by the question of "what they heck is that..." or a blank stare (even better). :)

So today I ask you if you are a full time or part time person within the Internet Business world...

WHAT DO YOU DO?

I would love to hear your responses. Also I want to leave you with some things that you may be surprised to know about me. Even after 10 years within the business of the Internet, I think you will find some of the idiosyncratic dilemmas that I still face.

Some things that may surprise you about ME...
  • Many of my good friends still don't really fully comprehend what I do.
  • Very few of them have shown any interest in what I do. Those that have are typically those that are the most successful.
  • I avoid social networking events. Carson and I have always felt that there is little need to attend conferences or local "business" events because of the online nature of our business. People tend to want to use you as a "resource" within nothing to offer in return.
  • I STILL do not have an effective response to the question "what do you do?'!

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IveTriedThat Premium
I am definitely NOT a drug dealer. Please stop thinking that.
kyle Premium Plus
LOL, that was my assumption. I remember when I moved into my house, the neighbours instantly assumed a young guy like myself moving into a house in "their" neighbourhood must be a drug dealer...quite the stereotype!

There was also word on our street that I was a major league baseball player for the Los Angeles Dodgers. Pretty awesome stuff!
magistudio Premium Plus
This reminds me of a commercial I saw recently..
http://youtu.be/WXJ6nL3gomM

:)
kyle Premium Plus
Nice buddy, that is about it. 100 things run through the mind when someone asks what I do...I should just start talking about some of the latest algorithms we are working on.
magistudio Premium Plus
I find 'online marketing consultant' works just fine for me. People usually understand 'marketing', 'consultant' & 'online' as individual entities and can typically piece it together.
josephthl Premium
Yea, tough one. Like you, I still don't have a solid answer for people asking me what I do. Then again, I also do a lot of things online. Although I receive most of my income from affiliate marketing, I also do freelance writing and website development for local clients. So far, the biggest catch-all response I have come up with is "online communications specialist". The usual response to that is: "oh, what is that?"

And then comes the interesting part of trying to describe exactly what I do in a few succinct sentences. Doesn't always work.

Sometimes to make things easy I'll just say "freelance writer" because most people can at least relate to that.
kyle Premium Plus
Yeah, freelance writer would definitely simplify that. Software Company typically results in the most understanding and least amount of "what is that" questions. Sometime it is better that people don't fully understand what you do as it leaves a component of mystery, but sometimes it leads them to make assumptions.

I stay away from the Internet Marketing term because people associate that with either selling scams or selling "adult" material online.
Adi2008 Premium
Next time I'm asked this, I'm going for the comedy reply of:
"I run a website called conjunctivitis.com. It's a site for sore eyes" and see if they get the joke... ;-)
kyle Premium Plus
Nice one!!...but I think your response would still be BLANK STARE.
smokeywins Premium
I think the hardest thing is trying to explain a non-stereotypical job to someone who only understands/has an understanding of the standard JOB. Very few have the ethic to work for themselves, not to mention in something that is still considered a relatively new field.

My parents have been a perfect example, they understand technology as far as using a computer for email and the occasional internet search. They, and like most everyone else, do not comprehend that there is money to be made.

Even in my situation people don't fully understand what I do, mostly because I do not necessarily hold a FT job with just one company. Its the lovely shell game of I work at X, but I am actually employed by Y, who works for Z, the owner of the contract for X.

Maybe we all just need to start saying we're Entrepreneurs of the Internet. Just convoluted enough for most to not pursue the subject further.
kyle Premium Plus
I agree, but this is not al that new for people that have been within it. It is new for those that have a technology phobia and don't understand smartphones and apps. People that truly get it are the younger generations that are coming up and they are going to impact where the internet is headed and will reveal some of the biggest opportunities.

I would recommend to the younger generation not to attend college or university and instead start something online. You will be much further ahead and you will never have to rely on what a "JOB" stands for these days, which is different as to what one stood for years back.
smokeywins Premium
I do agree with the idea of avoiding college, but in order for that to happen we first need to retire the mantra that so many parents still abide by which is "Go to school, get a good education, get a well paying job, get married, etc" but it still is the child's responsibility to want to move forward in life, whether at university or as an entrepreneur in a business similar to this.

I have personally seen this go horribly wrong with my 19 yo step-daughter. Mom babied her for most of her life and she doesn't understand how to manage life on her own. I know she may be an exception to the rule, but its situations like this that have me fearing for the future, as the younger generation will have all the control one day.
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