Last night, between a cheese sandwich and some other funny dreams I met the Prince of Whales. I was sitting in the bathtub scrubbing my back when all of a sudden this enormous sea monster emerged in front of me, spluttering and splashing and making a horrible mess in the bathroom. The species was a 100 ft blue whale but his actual color was of a very distinct burgundy red – maybe cetacean royalty is colored differently than the ordinary whale. The mighty creature seemed to be of the no-nonsens