My deleted blogger post
Today I had the time and the curiosity to go to my blogger.com dashboard. Where I normally clicked to go to the deleted blog, Blogger's put:
Restore access to this blog (with the first word hyperlinking to a page where they asked me how I want a verification code sent to me. I went through the steps and got this:
Blogger's spam-prevention robots have detected that your blog has characteristics of a spam blog. (What's a spam blog?) Since you're an actual person reading this, your blog is probably not a spam blog. Automated spam detection is inherently fuzzy, and we sincerely apologize for this false positive.
Find out more about how Blogger is fighting spam blogs.
The I got the code and put it in. Which got them to send me this:
Request Received
Thank you for your unlock review request. We have received your request for a review, and we will review it within the next two business days. Once we have reviewed your blog, we will email you at xxx@gmail.com. Note that our email may go to your email inbox's spam folder, so be sure to check there for the email.
I will let you know what a human at Google thinks of my site.
Please don't bombard xxx with emails, it's not his/her fault I want to hide my real email address and lack imagination.
I am now waiting with bated breath (which, for a long time, I used to think was bathed breath, which I wish it were bathed breath coz is more fun).
Till Google gets back to me, nanu-nanu.
What! You don't know Mork and Mindy? What on earth did you do to waste your youth properly, like you're supposed to?
PS I know, I know. I slay myself too.