I know, you all get the same spammy comments I do.  Still, I got a kick out of this one:

Your site is so freaking amazing I almost cried while reading it.

Why did it give me such a kick? Because my site's about treadmills.  What's a treadmill made of, what's a good treadmill.  I know it's a piece of software that put the comment there.  But the mismatch was perfect.

Now a question for you.  Why are you reading this crap? Don't you have something to promote? Huh?  Huh?