Jay (MagiStudios) reminded me of a little song I made up in a forum post here to help explain the mystery of Google.

That case study forum thread is here:

https://my.wealthyaffiliate.com/wa_forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=71085&p=349749

Since my little song is stuck in Jay's brain now, I figured I might as well see who else I can get with it, too  =)

 So, here we go....

You remember The Hokey Pokey, right?

Google Hokey Pokey
by PotPieGirl

(sung to the tune of Hokey Pokey):

they put the web page in,
they take the web page out,
they put the web page in and dance it all about...
it's the Google Hokey Pokey,
makes ya pull your hair right out...
That's what it's all about!