The Wealthy Affiliate 7-Day One Dollar Trial Offer begins at 12 Noon EST on Tuesday, March 1. Between then and March 8, anyone who pays a dollar will have full access to this site for seven days, so I wanted to remind everyone here at WAU that we should be on our very best behavior:

• No wild parties to which I am not invited.
  

• Shoving everything on the floor under your bed does NOT qualify as "cleaning your room."
  
  
• Suits and ties are not mandatory, but shoes, socks or stockings, and clean underwear are.
  
  
• Facial hair should be neatly trimmed, and skirts should be no more than an inch above the knee.
  
  
• No yelling at anyone unless something is on fire.
  
  
• Smoking is allowed only in designated areas.
  
  
• Since we don't know their last names, Carson and Kyle should be referred as "the headmasters."
  
  
• If you use the last of the ice cubes, making more is actually quite simple: Put water in the tray before you put the tray back into the freezer.  
  
  
• No shooting spitballs at the screen during Jay's webinars.
  
  
• The curfew is midnight -- and don't even think about watching the porno channel because I will be checking the cable bill!

Remember, the whole point of the trial offer is to get people to JOIN Wealthy Affiliate, and you don't get a second chance to make a good first impression!