This is hilarious.  I was looking through my spam folder to make sure I wasn't missing anything and right between breast implants and ink clearance was the subject, you got an affiliate sale.  I'm still hoping to see that message quite a bit in the future but this one was in my spam folder and I don't expect to get one there.  But, I was still curious so I opened it.  Luckily it wasn't a virus.  The message started  Hi, I am You got an affiliate sale. New sale confirmation.  The person said he/she was You got an affiliate sale. New sale confirmation.  Kind of a long name, but they got me to open their email.  People are ingenious.